diff --git a/app/assets/javascripts/application.js.erb.coffee b/app/assets/javascripts/application.js.erb.coffee
index 5ac8d33c..d74d372f 100644
--- a/app/assets/javascripts/application.js.erb.coffee
+++ b/app/assets/javascripts/application.js.erb.coffee
@@ -27,6 +27,7 @@
 #= require settings
 #= require user
 #= require report
+#= require locale-box
 # not required:
 # _tree ./moderation
 
diff --git a/app/assets/javascripts/locale-box.coffee b/app/assets/javascripts/locale-box.coffee
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..47ec3e39
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/assets/javascripts/locale-box.coffee
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+$(document).on 'click', '#locale-switch', (event) ->
+  event.preventDefault()
+  $('#locales-panel').slideToggle()
diff --git a/app/assets/stylesheets/application.css.scss b/app/assets/stylesheets/application.css.scss
index dff05d54..90fe114c 100644
--- a/app/assets/stylesheets/application.css.scss
+++ b/app/assets/stylesheets/application.css.scss
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@
  *= require growl
  *= require jquery.guillotine
  *= require sweet-alert
+ *= require flags
  *= require_self
  */
 
diff --git a/app/assets/stylesheets/base.css.scss b/app/assets/stylesheets/base.css.scss
index 66320f71..a3c3a2e1 100644
--- a/app/assets/stylesheets/base.css.scss
+++ b/app/assets/stylesheets/base.css.scss
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@ body {
   background-color: #fafafa;
 }
 
+@import "scss/flags";
 @import "scss/variable";
 @import "scss/generic";
 @import "scss/answerbox";
diff --git a/app/assets/stylesheets/scss/flags.scss b/app/assets/stylesheets/scss/flags.scss
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..cee8e6e2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/assets/stylesheets/scss/flags.scss
@@ -0,0 +1,33 @@
+.locales {
+  text-align: center;
+
+  #locales-panel {
+    position: relative;
+    display:  none;
+    padding:  5px;
+
+    ul {
+      border-top:      1px solid #aaa;
+      margin:          0;
+      padding:         0;
+      padding-top:     5px;
+      width:           100%;
+      list-style:      none;
+      display:         inline-flex;
+      flex-direction:  row;
+      flex-wrap:       wrap;
+      align-items:     center;
+      justify-content: center;
+      li {
+        margin:     5px 10px;
+        margin-top: 0;
+        flex:       0 0 auto;
+
+        * {
+          display:        inline-block;
+          vertical-align: middle;
+        }
+      }
+    }
+  }
+}
diff --git a/app/controllers/application_controller.rb b/app/controllers/application_controller.rb
index 906d992b..2ccca445 100644
--- a/app/controllers/application_controller.rb
+++ b/app/controllers/application_controller.rb
@@ -27,6 +27,15 @@ class ApplicationController < ActionController::Base
       end
     end
 
+    # Pirate English is not Puerto Rican English, you've doomed Puerto Rican English, Pixel.
+    if I18n.locale == 'en_pr'
+      I18n.locale = 'en_pirate'
+      if current_user.present?
+        current_user.locale = I18n.locale
+        current_user.save!
+      end
+    end
+
     cookies[:lang] = I18n.locale #unless cookies[:allow_cookies].nil? # some EU cookie bullsh-
   end
 
diff --git a/app/views/layouts/application.html.haml b/app/views/layouts/application.html.haml
index d381ce8f..bb116be0 100644
--- a/app/views/layouts/application.html.haml
+++ b/app/views/layouts/application.html.haml
@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@
   %body
     = render 'layouts/header'
     = yield
+    = render 'shared/locales'
     - if Rails.env.development?
       %hr
       .container
@@ -34,7 +35,6 @@
             = `git rev-parse --short HEAD`.strip
         %p.text-danger Debug params:
         = debug params
-
     - if Rails.env.production?
       %noscript
         %p
diff --git a/app/views/shared/_locales.haml b/app/views/shared/_locales.haml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..70a187f5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/views/shared/_locales.haml
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+.container
+  .locales
+    %span
+      %a{href: '#', id: 'locale-switch'}
+        %i.fa.fa-globe
+        = t('views.locale.languages')
+    #locales-panel
+      %ul
+        - APP_LOCALES.each do |key, value|
+          %li
+            .flag{class: "flag-#{value[1]}"}
+            %a{href: "?hl=#{key}"}= value[0]
diff --git a/config/flags.yml b/config/flags.yml
index 487f1475..d66e0366 100644
--- a/config/flags.yml
+++ b/config/flags.yml
@@ -246,3 +246,5 @@
 - za
 - zm
 - zw
+- pirate
+# - dizzle
diff --git a/config/hl_to_cc.yml b/config/hl_to_cc.yml
index b7d6ff9a..348f8c94 100644
--- a/config/hl_to_cc.yml
+++ b/config/hl_to_cc.yml
@@ -26,3 +26,4 @@ uk: ua
 he: il
 hi: in
 vi: vn
+dizzle: us
diff --git a/config/late_initializers/flags.rb b/config/late_initializers/flags.rb
index 7f189858..1e7dd934 100644
--- a/config/late_initializers/flags.rb
+++ b/config/late_initializers/flags.rb
@@ -7,7 +7,11 @@ I18n.with_locale("") do
   Dir.glob(Rails.root.join("config/locales/*.yml")).each do |locale|
     l = locale.split("/").last.split(".").first.downcase
     if APP_LOCALES[l].nil?
-      cc = l.split("-").last
+      cc = l.split '-'
+      if cc.length == 1
+        cc = cc.first.split '_'
+      end
+      cc = cc.last
 
       if flag_map.index(cc).nil? and not locale_map[cc].nil?
         cc = locale_map[cc]
@@ -15,10 +19,10 @@ I18n.with_locale("") do
 
       begin
         lang = I18n.translate("#{l}.language")
-        lang = '' if lang.index "translation missing"
+        lang = cc if lang.index "translation missing"
         APP_LOCALES[l] = [lang, cc]
       rescue
-        APP_LOCALES[l] = ['', cc]
+        APP_LOCALES[l] = [cc, cc]
       end
     end
   end
diff --git a/config/locales b/config/locales
index 9a8bf517..678ba6ef 160000
--- a/config/locales
+++ b/config/locales
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit 9a8bf51754efbf00e433fc1726fb3b7aeaff2bb4
+Subproject commit 678ba6ef4c1c6340a0a4802ac06bb5f050545be3
diff --git a/public/flags.png b/public/flags/main.png
similarity index 100%
rename from public/flags.png
rename to public/flags/main.png
diff --git a/public/flags/pirate.png b/public/flags/pirate.png
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..0d7f4c90
Binary files /dev/null and b/public/flags/pirate.png differ
diff --git a/vendor/assets/stylesheets/flags.css b/vendor/assets/stylesheets/flags.css
index e69d0dfc..766ae6b1 100644
--- a/vendor/assets/stylesheets/flags.css
+++ b/vendor/assets/stylesheets/flags.css
@@ -1,7 +1,9 @@
 .flag {
-  background-image: url("/flags.png");
+  background-image: url("/flags/main.png");
+  background-repeat: no-repeat;
   width: 16px;
   height: 11px;
+  background-position: -0px 16px;
 }
 .flag-kz {
   background-position: -0px -0px;
@@ -746,3 +748,11 @@
   background-position: -0px -2706px;
   height: 12px;
 }
+.flag-pirate {
+  background-image: url('/flags/pirate.png');
+  background-position: 0 0;
+}
+.flag-dizzle {
+  background-image: url('/flags/dizzle.png');
+  background-position: 0 0;
+}