diff --git a/Rakefile b/Rakefile
index dfd42972..265f7402 100644
--- a/Rakefile
+++ b/Rakefile
@@ -8,6 +8,74 @@ require File.expand_path("config/application", __dir__)
 Rails.application.load_tasks
 
 namespace :justask do
+  desc "Upload to AWS"
+  task paperclaws: :environment do
+    throw "Needs fog (AWS) to be defined in justask.yml" if APP_CONFIG["fog"]["credentials"].nil? || (APP_CONFIG["fog"]["credentials"]["provider"] != "AWS")
+
+    format = "%t (%c/%C) [%b>%i] %e"
+    root = Rails.root.join("/public/system")
+    files = Dir["#{root}/**/*.*"]
+    progress = ProgressBar.create(title: "Processing files", format:, starting_at: 0, total: files.length)
+
+    # weird voodoo, something is causing just using "APP_CONFIG["fog"]["credentials"]" as Fog::Storage.new to cause an exception
+    # TODO: Programmatically copy?
+    credentials = {
+      provider:              "AWS",
+      aws_access_key_id:     APP_CONFIG["fog"]["credentials"]["aws_access_key_id"],
+      aws_secret_access_key: APP_CONFIG["fog"]["credentials"]["aws_secret_access_key"],
+      region:                APP_CONFIG["fog"]["credentials"]["region"]
+    }
+
+    fog = Fog::Storage.new credentials
+    bucket = fog.directories.get APP_CONFIG["fog"]["directory"]
+
+    files.each do |file|
+      bucket.files.create key: file[root.length + 1...file.length], body: File.open(file), public: true
+      progress.increment
+    end
+
+    puts "hopefully uploaded #{files.length} files"
+  end
+
+  desc "Recount everything!"
+  task recount: :environment do
+    format = "%t (%c/%C) [%b>%i] %e"
+    total = User.count
+    progress = ProgressBar.create(title: "Processing users", format:, starting_at: 0, total:)
+    User.all.each do |user|
+      begin
+        user.answered_count = Answer.where(user:).count
+        user.asked_count = Question.where(user:).where(author_is_anonymous: false).count
+        user.commented_count = Comment.where(user:).count
+        user.smiled_count = Appendable::Reaction.where(user:).count
+        user.save!
+      end
+      progress.increment
+    end
+
+    total = Question.count
+    progress = ProgressBar.create(title: "Processing questions", format:, starting_at: 0, total:)
+    Question.all.each do |question|
+      begin
+        answers = Answer.where(question:).count
+        question.answer_count = answers
+        question.save!
+      end
+      progress.increment
+    end
+
+    total = Answer.count
+    progress = ProgressBar.create(title: "Processing answers", format:, starting_at: 0, total:)
+    Answer.all.each do |answer|
+      begin
+        answer.comment_count = Comment.where(answer:).count
+        answer.smile_count = Appendable::Reaction.where(answer:).count
+        answer.save!
+      end
+      progress.increment
+    end
+  end
+
   desc "Gives admin status to a user."
   task :admin, [:screen_name] => :environment do |_t, args|
     abort "screen name required" if args[:screen_name].nil?
@@ -52,6 +120,104 @@ namespace :justask do
     puts "#{user.screen_name} is no longer a moderator."
   end
 
+  desc "Hits an user with the banhammer."
+  task :permanently_ban, %i[screen_name reason] => :environment do |_t, args|
+    raise "screen name required" if args[:screen_name].nil?
+
+    user = User.find_by(screen_name: args[:screen_name])
+    raise "user #{args[:screen_name]} not found" if user.nil?
+
+    UseCase::User::Ban.call(
+      target_user_id: user.id,
+      expiry:         nil,
+      reason:         args[:reason]
+    )
+    puts "#{user.screen_name} got hit by\033[5m YE OLDE BANHAMMER\033[0m!!1!"
+  end
+
+  desc "Hits an user with the banhammer for one day."
+  task :ban, %i[screen_name reason] => :environment do |_t, args|
+    raise "screen name required" if args[:screen_name].nil?
+
+    user = User.find_by(screen_name: args[:screen_name])
+    UseCase::User::Ban.call(
+      target_user_id: user.id,
+      expiry:         DateTime.current + 1,
+      reason:         args[:reason]
+    )
+    puts "#{user.screen_name} got hit by\033[5m YE OLDE BANHAMMER\033[0m!!1!"
+  end
+
+  desc "Hits an user with the banhammer for one week."
+  task :week_ban, %i[screen_name reason] => :environment do |_t, args|
+    raise "screen name required" if args[:screen_name].nil?
+
+    user = User.find_by(screen_name: args[:screen_name])
+    UseCase::User::Ban.call(
+      target_user_id: user.id,
+      expiry:         DateTime.current + 7,
+      reason:         args[:reason]
+    )
+    puts "#{user.screen_name} got hit by\033[5m YE OLDE BANHAMMER\033[0m!!1!"
+  end
+
+  desc "Hits an user with the banhammer for one month."
+  task :month_ban, %i[screen_name reason] => :environment do |_t, args|
+    raise "screen name required" if args[:screen_name].nil?
+
+    user = User.find_by(screen_name: args[:screen_name])
+    UseCase::User::Ban.call(
+      target_user_id: user.id,
+      expiry:         DateTime.current + 30,
+      reason:         args[:reason]
+    )
+    puts "#{user.screen_name} got hit by\033[5m YE OLDE BANHAMMER\033[0m!!1!"
+  end
+
+  desc "Hits an user with the banhammer for one year."
+  task :year_ban, %i[screen_name reason] => :environment do |_t, args|
+    raise "screen name required" if args[:screen_name].nil?
+
+    user = User.find_by(screen_name: args[:screen_name])
+    UseCase::User::Ban.call(
+      target_user_id: user.id,
+      expiry:         DateTime.current + 365,
+      reason:         args[:reason]
+    )
+    puts "#{user.screen_name} got hit by\033[5m YE OLDE BANHAMMER\033[0m!!1!"
+  end
+
+  desc "Hits an user with the banhammer for one aeon."
+  task :aeon_ban, %i[screen_name reason] => :environment do |_t, args|
+    raise "screen name required" if args[:screen_name].nil?
+
+    user = User.find_by(screen_name: args[:screen_name])
+    UseCase::User::Ban.call(
+      target_user_id: user.id,
+      expiry:         DateTime.current + 365_000_000_000,
+      reason:         args[:reason]
+    )
+    puts "#{user.screen_name} got hit by\033[5m YE OLDE BANHAMMER\033[0m!!1!"
+  end
+
+  desc "Removes banned status from an user."
+  task :unban, [:screen_name] => :environment do |_t, args|
+    raise "screen name required" if args[:screen_name].nil?
+
+    user = User.find_by(screen_name: args[:screen_name])
+    raise "user #{args[:screen_name]} not found" if user.nil?
+
+    UseCase::User::Unban.call(user.id)
+    puts "#{user.screen_name} is no longer banned."
+  end
+
+  desc "Lists all users."
+  task lusers: :environment do
+    User.all.each do |u|
+      puts "#{format '%3d', u.id}. #{u.screen_name}"
+    end
+  end
+
   desc "Removes users whose accounts haven't been verified for over 3 months."
   task remove_stale: :environment do
     puts "Removing stale users…"
@@ -60,6 +226,37 @@ namespace :justask do
                   .destroy_all.count
     puts "Removed #{removed} users"
   end
+
+  desc "Prints lonely people."
+  task loners: :environment do
+    people = {}
+    Question.all.each do |q|
+      next unless q.author_is_anonymous && %w[justask retrospring_exporter].exclude?(q.author_identifier)
+
+      q.answers.each do |a|
+        next unless q.user == a.user
+
+        people[q.user.screen_name] ||= 0
+        people[q.user.screen_name] += 1
+        puts "#{q.user.screen_name} -- answer id #{a.id}"
+      end
+    end
+
+    max = 0
+    res = []
+    people.each do |k, v|
+      max = v if v > max
+      res << k if v == max
+    end
+    if res.length.zero?
+      puts "No one?  I hope you're just on the development session."
+    else
+      puts res.length == 1 ? "And the winner is..." : "And the winners are..."
+      print "\033[5;31m"
+      res.each { |name| puts " - #{name}" }
+      print "\033[0m"
+    end
+  end
 end
 
 namespace :db do