dynamic pasta

kaybot.py

@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ from pleroma_bot import PleromaBot
 from mastodon import Mastodon
 from pathlib import Path
 import qtoml as toml
+import urllib.parse
 
 with open('config.toml') as f:
 	config = toml.load(f)
@@ -18,13 +19,25 @@ def ping(notif, *_):
 
 pastas = {p.stem: p.read_text() for p in Path('pasta').glob('*.txt')}
 
+home_instance = urllib.parse.urlparse(config['creds']['api_base_url']).netloc
+def get_instance(fqn):
+	username, at, instance = fqn.partition('@')
+	if not at:
+		return home_instance
+	return instance
+
 @bot.command
 def pasta(notif, pasta_name='', *_):
 	"""Pulls up a copypasta. Run with no arguments to get a list of available copypastas."""
 	if not pasta_name:
 		pleroma.status_reply(notif['status'], f'Available copypasta: {", ".join(pastas)}')
 	else:
-		pleroma.status_reply(notif['status'], pastas[pasta_name])
+		acc = notif['status']['account']
+		formatted = pastas[pasta_name].format(
+			username=acc['username'],
+			instance=get_instance(acc['acct']),
+		)
+		pleroma.status_reply(notif['status'], formatted)
 
 if __name__ == '__main__':
 	bot.run()

pasta/dni.txt

@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+Idk what's so hard to understand about this, but {instance} users do not fucking interact. I don't want to see your bullshit. I have "{instance} users dni" in my bio for a reason, jesus fucking christ. Any {instance} user that follows me will be blocked immediately, so act wisely. Yall are once again showing that you have no concept of littleboy.love.

pasta/porn-and-hentai.txt

@@ -1 +1 @@
-I fucking love porn and hentai, I spend everyday when I;m not at work masturbating, I want to see more porn and hentai and I want it to fill me entire day. I know freak.university is filled with some of the most depraved people on the internet and I want in on it, please!
+I fucking love porn and hentai, I spend everyday when I;m not at work masturbating, I want to see more porn and hentai and I want it to fill me entire day. I know {instance} is filled with some of the most depraved people on the internet and I want in on it, please!