ljfbot/ljfbot.py

#!/usr/bin/env python

import random
from mastodon import Mastodon
import os
import json5 as json

with open('config.json') as f:
	config = json.load(f)

mastodon = Mastodon(
 	access_token=config['access_token'],
 	api_base_url=config['site'],
)

with open('adjectives.txt') as f:
	adjectives = list(map(str.rstrip, f))

with open('verbs.txt') as f:
	verbs = list(map(str.rstrip, f))

postform = random.choice((
	'{adjective} {gender} who {verb}',
	'{adjective} {gender}',
	'{gender} who {verb}',
))
gender = random.choice(('lgf', 'lbf', 'lef'))
verb = random.choice(verbs)
if verb[-2:] == 'ed' and verb[-3] not in {'a', 'e', 'i', 'o', 'u'}:
	verb = verb[:-2]
if verb[-1] in {'a', 'i', 'o', 'u'}:
	verb = verb + 'es'
elif verb[-1] in {'s', 'x'} or verb[-2] in {'s', 'x'} or verb[-2:] == 'ch':
	verb = verb + 'es'
elif verb[-1] == 'y' and verb[-2] not in {'a', 'e', 'i', 'o', 'u'}:
	verb = verb[:-1] + 'ies'
else:
	verb = verb + 's'
adjective = random.choice(adjectives)
content = postform.format(adjective=adjective, gender=gender, verb=verb)
print(content)
mastodon.status_post(content, visibility='unlisted')