#!/usr/bin/env python

import random
from mastodon import Mastodon
import os
import json5 as json

with open('config.json') as f:
	config = json.load(f)

mastodon = Mastodon(
 	access_token=config['access_token'],
 	api_base_url=config['site'],
)

verbs = ['abide', 'accelerate', 'accept', 'accomplish', 'achieve', 'acquire', 'acted', 'activate', 'adapt', 'add', 'address', 'administer', 'admire', 'admit', 'adopt', 'advise', 'afford', 'agree', 'alert', 'alight', 'allow', 'altered', 'amuse', 'analyze', 'announce', 'annoy', 'answer', 'anticipate', 'apologize', 'appear', 'applaud', 'applied', 'appoint', 'appraise', 'appreciate', 'approve', 'arbitrate', 'argue', 'arise', 'arrange', 'arrest', 'arrive', 'ascertain', 'ask', 'assemble', 'assess', 'assist', 'assure', 'attach', 'attack', 'attain', 'attempt', 'attend', 'attract', 'audited', 'avoid', 'awake', 'back', 'bake', 'balance', 'ban', 'bang', 'bare', 'bat', 'bathe', 'battle', 'beam', 'bear', 'beat', 'beg', 'begin', 'behave', 'behold', 'belong', 'bend', 'beset', 'bet', 'bid', 'bind', 'bite', 'bleach', 'bleed', 'bless', 'blind', 'blink', 'blot', 'blow', 'blush', 'boast', 'boil', 'bolt', 'bomb', 'book', 'bore', 'borrow', 'bounce', 'bow', 'box', 'brake', 'branch', 'break', 'breathe', 'breed', 'brief', 'bring', 'broadcast', 'bruise', 'brush', 'bubble', 'budget', 'build', 'bump', 'burn', 'burst', 'bury', 'bust', 'buy', 'buze', 'calculate', 'call', 'camp', 'care', 'carry', 'carve', 'cast', 'catalog', 'catch', 'cause', 'challenge', 'change', 'charge', 'chart', 'chase', 'cheat', 'check', 'cheer', 'chew', 'choke', 'choose', 'chop', 'claim', 'clap', 'clarify', 'classify', 'clean', 'clear', 'cling', 'clip', 'close', 'clothe', 'coach', 'coil', 'collect', 'color', 'comb', 'come', 'command', 'communicate', 'compare', 'compete', 'compile', 'complain', 'complete', 'compose', 'compute', 'conceive', 'concentrate', 'conceptualize', 'concern', 'conclude', 'conduct', 'confess', 'confront', 'confuse', 'connect', 'conserve', 'consider', 'consist', 'consolidate', 'construct', 'consult', 'contain', 'continue', 'contract', 'control', 'convert', 'coordinate', 'copy', 'correct', 'correlate', 'cost', 'cough', 'counsel', 'count', 'cover', 'crack', 'crash', 'crawl', 'create', 'creep', 'critique', 'cross', 'crush', 'cry', 'cure', 'curl', 'curve', 'cut', 'cycle', 'dam', 'damage', 'dance', 'dare', 'deal', 'decay', 'deceive', 'decide', 'decorate', 'define', 'delay', 'delegate', 'delight', 'deliver', 'demonstrate', 'depend', 'describe', 'desert', 'deserve', 'design', 'destroy', 'detail', 'detect', 'determine', 'develop', 'devise', 'diagnose', 'dig', 'direct', 'disagree', 'disappear', 'disapprove', 'disarm', 'discover', 'dislike', 'dispense', 'display', 'disprove', 'dissect', 'distribute', 'dive', 'divert', 'divide', 'do', 'double', 'doubt', 'draft', 'drag', 'drain', 'dramatize', 'draw', 'dream', 'dress', 'drink', 'drip', 'drive', 'drop', 'drown', 'drum', 'dry', 'dust', 'dwell', 'earn', 'eat', 'edited', 'educate', 'eliminate', 'embarrass', 'employ', 'empty', 'enacted', 'encourage', 'end', 'endure', 'enforce', 'engineer', 'enhance', 'enjoy', 'enlist', 'ensure', 'enter', 'entertain', 'escape', 'establish', 'estimate', 'evaluate', 'examine', 'exceed', 'excite', 'excuse', 'execute', 'exercise', 'exhibit', 'exist', 'expand', 'expect', 'expedite', 'experiment', 'explain', 'explode', 'express', 'extend', 'extract', 'face', 'facilitate', 'fade', 'fail', 'fancy', 'fasten', 'fax', 'fear', 'feed', 'feel', 'fence', 'fetch', 'fight', 'file', 'fill', 'film', 'finalize', 'finance', 'find', 'fire', 'fit', 'fix', 'flap', 'flash', 'flee', 'fling', 'float', 'flood', 'flow', 'flower', 'fly', 'fold', 'follow', 'fool', 'forbid', 'force', 'forecast', 'forego', 'foresee', 'foretell', 'forget', 'forgive', 'form', 'formulate', 'forsake', 'frame', 'freeze', 'frighten', 'fry', 'gather', 'gaze', 'generate', 'get', 'give', 'glow', 'glue', 'go', 'govern', 'grab', 'graduate', 'grate', 'grease', 'greet', 'grin', 'grind', 'grip', 'groan', 'grow', 'guarantee', 'guard', 'guess', 'guide', 'hammer', 'hand', 'handle', 'handwrite', 'hang', 'happen', 'harass', 'harm', 'hate', 'haunt', 'head', 'heal', 'heap', 'hear', 'heat', 'help', 'hide', 'hit', 'hold', 'hook', 'hop', 'hope', 'hover', 'hug', 'hum', 'hunt', 'hurry', 'hurt', 'hypothesize', 'identify', 'ignore', 'illustrate', 'imagine', 'implement', 'impress', 'improve', 'improvise', 'include', 'increase', 'induce', 'influence', 'inform', 'initiate', 'inject', 'injure', 'inlay', 'innovate', 'input', 'inspect', 'inspire', 'install', 'institute', 'instruct', 'insure', 'integrate', 'intend', 'intensify', 'interest', 'interfere', 'interlay', 'interpret', 'interrupt', 'interview', 'introduce', 'invent', 'inventory', 'investigate', 'invite', 'irritate', 'itch', 'jail', 'jam', 'jog', 'join', 'joke', 'judge', 'juggle', 'jump', 'justify', 'keep', 'kept', 'kick', 'kill', 'kiss', 'kneel', 'knit', 'knock', 'knot', 'know', 'label', 'land', 'last', 'laugh', 'launch', 'lay', 'lead', 'lean', 'leap', 'learn', 'leave', 'lecture', 'led', 'lend', 'let', 'level', 'license', 'lick', 'lie', 'lifted', 'light', 'lighten', 'like', 'list', 'listen', 'live', 'load', 'locate', 'lock', 'log', 'long', 'look', 'lose', 'love', 'maintain', 'make', 'man', 'manage', 'manipulate', 'manufacture', 'map', 'march', 'mark', 'market', 'marry', 'match', 'mate', 'matter', 'mean', 'measure', 'meddle', 'mediate', 'meet', 'melt', 'melt', 'memorize', 'mend', 'mentor', 'milk', 'mine', 'mislead', 'miss', 'misspell', 'mistake', 'misunderstand', 'mix', 'moan', 'model', 'modify', 'monitor', 'moor', 'motivate', 'mourn', 'move', 'mow', 'muddle', 'mug', 'multiply', 'murder', 'nail', 'name', 'navigate', 'need', 'negotiate', 'nest', 'nod', 'nominate', 'normalize', 'note', 'notice', 'number', 'obey', 'object', 'observe', 'obtain', 'occur', 'offend', 'offer', 'officiate', 'open', 'operate', 'order', 'organize', 'oriented', 'originate', 'overcome', 'overdo', 'overdraw', 'overflow', 'overhear', 'overtake', 'overthrow', 'owe', 'own', 'pack', 'paddle', 'paint', 'park', 'part', 'participate', 'pass', 'paste', 'pat', 'pause', 'pay', 'peck', 'pedal', 'peel', 'peep', 'perceive', 'perfect', 'perform', 'permit', 'persuade', 'phone', 'photograph', 'pick', 'pilot', 'pinch', 'pine', 'pinpoint', 'pioneer', 'place', 'plan', 'plant', 'play', 'plead', 'please', 'plug', 'point', 'poke', 'polish', 'pop', 'possess', 'post', 'pour', 'practice', 'praised', 'pray', 'preach', 'precede', 'predict', 'prefer', 'prepare', 'prescribe', 'present', 'preserve', 'preset', 'preside', 'press', 'pretend', 'prevent', 'prick', 'print', 'process', 'procure', 'produce', 'profess', 'program', 'progress', 'project', 'promise', 'promote', 'proofread', 'propose', 'protect', 'prove', 'provide', 'publicize', 'pull', 'pump', 'punch', 'puncture', 'punish', 'purchase', 'push', 'put', 'qualify', 'question', 'queue', 'quit', 'race', 'radiate', 'rain', 'raise', 'rank', 'rate', 'reach', 'read', 'realign', 'realize', 'reason', 'receive', 'recognize', 'recommend', 'reconcile', 'record', 'recruit', 'reduce', 'refer', 'reflect', 'refuse', 'regret', 'regulate', 'rehabilitate', 'reign', 'reinforce', 'reject', 'rejoice', 'relate', 'relax', 'release', 'rely', 'remain', 'remember', 'remind', 'remove', 'render', 'reorganize', 'repair', 'repeat', 'replace', 'reply', 'report', 'represent', 'reproduce', 'request', 'rescue', 'research', 'resolve', 'respond', 'restored', 'restructure', 'retire', 'retrieve', 'return', 'review', 'revise', 'rhyme', 'rid', 'ride', 'ring', 'rinse', 'rise', 'risk', 'rob', 'rock', 'roll', 'rot', 'rub', 'ruin', 'rule', 'run', 'rush', 'sack', 'sail', 'satisfy', 'save', 'saw', 'say', 'scare', 'scatter', 'schedule', 'scold', 'scorch', 'scrape', 'scratch', 'scream', 'screw', 'scribble', 'scrub', 'seal', 'search', 'secure', 'see', 'seek', 'select', 'sell', 'send', 'sense', 'separate', 'serve', 'service', 'set', 'settle', 'sew', 'shade', 'shake', 'shape', 'share', 'shave', 'shear', 'shed', 'shelter', 'shine', 'shiver', 'shock', 'shoe', 'shoot', 'shop', 'show', 'shrink', 'shrug', 'shut', 'sigh', 'sign', 'signal', 'simplify', 'sin', 'sing', 'sink', 'sip', 'sit', 'sketch', 'ski', 'skip', 'slap', 'slay', 'sleep', 'slide', 'sling', 'slink', 'slip', 'slit', 'slow', 'smash', 'smell', 'smile', 'smite', 'smoke', 'snatch', 'sneak', 'sneeze', 'sniff', 'snore', 'snow', 'soak', 'solve', 'soothe', 'soothsay', 'sort', 'sound', 'sow', 'spare', 'spark', 'sparkle', 'speak', 'specify', 'speed', 'spell', 'spend', 'spill', 'spin', 'spit', 'split', 'spoil', 'spot', 'spray', 'spread', 'spring', 'sprout', 'squash', 'squeak', 'squeal', 'squeeze', 'stain', 'stamp', 'stand', 'stare', 'start', 'stay', 'steal', 'steer', 'step', 'stick', 'stimulate', 'sting', 'stink', 'stir', 'stitch', 'stop', 'store', 'strap', 'streamline', 'strengthen', 'stretch', 'stride', 'strike', 'string', 'strip', 'strive', 'stroke', 'structure', 'study', 'stuff', 'sublet', 'subtract', 'succeed', 'suck', 'suffer', 'suggest', 'suit', 'summarize', 'supervise', 'supply', 'support', 'suppose', 'surprise', 'surround', 'suspect', 'suspend', 'swear', 'sweat', 'sweep', 'swell', 'swim', 'swing', 'switch', 'symbolize', 'synthesize', 'systemize', 'tabulate', 'take', 'talk', 'tame', 'tap', 'target', 'taste', 'teach', 'tear', 'tease', 'telephone', 'tell', 'tempt', 'terrify', 'test', 'thank', 'thaw', 'think', 'thrive', 'throw', 'thrust', 'tick', 'tickle', 'tie', 'time', 'tip', 'tire', 'touch', 'tour', 'tow', 'trace', 'trade', 'train', 'transcribe', 'transfer', 'transform', 'translate', 'transport', 'trap', 'travel', 'tread', 'treat', 'tremble', 'trick', 'trip', 'trot', 'trouble', 'troubleshoot', 'trust', 'try', 'tug', 'tumble', 'turn', 'tutor', 'twist', 'type', 'undergo', 'understand', 'undertake', 'undress', 'unfasten', 'unify', 'unite', 'unlock', 'unpack', 'untidy', 'update', 'upgrade', 'uphold', 'upset', 'use', 'utilize', 'vanish', 'verbalize', 'verify', 'vex', 'visit', 'wail', 'wait', 'wake', 'walk', 'wander', 'want', 'warm', 'warn', 'wash', 'waste', 'watch', 'water', 'wave', 'wear', 'weave', 'wed', 'weep', 'weigh', 'welcome', 'wend', 'wet', 'whine', 'whip', 'whirl', 'whisper', 'whistle', 'win', 'wind', 'wink', 'wipe', 'wish', 'withdraw', 'withhold', 'withstand', 'wobble', 'wonder', 'work', 'worry', 'wrap', 'wreck', 'wrestle', 'wriggle', 'wring', 'write', 'x-ray', 'yawn', 'yell', 'zip', 'zoom']
adjectives = ['abandoned', 'able', 'absolute', 'adorable', 'adventurous', 'academic', 'acceptable', 'acclaimed', 'accomplished', 'accurate', 'aching', 'acidic', 'acrobatic', 'active', 'actual', 'adept', 'admirable', 'admired', 'adolescent', 'adorable', 'adored', 'advanced', 'afraid', 'affectionate', 'aged', 'aggravating', 'aggressive', 'agile', 'agitated', 'agonizing', 'agreeable', 'ajar', 'alarmed', 'alarming', 'alert', 'alienated', 'alive', 'all', 'altruistic', 'amazing', 'ambitious', 'ample', 'amused', 'amusing', 'anchored', 'ancient', 'angelic', 'angry', 'anguished', 'animated', 'annual', 'another', 'antique', 'anxious', 'any', 'apprehensive', 'appropriate', 'apt', 'arctic', 'arid', 'aromatic', 'artistic', 'ashamed', 'assured', 'astonishing', 'athletic', 'attached', 'attentive', 'attractive', 'austere', 'authentic', 'authorized', 'automatic', 'avaricious', 'average', 'aware', 'awesome', 'awful', 'awkward', 'babyish', 'bad', 'back', 'baggy', 'bare', 'barren', 'basic', 'beautiful', 'belated', 'beloved', 'beneficial', 'better', 'best', 'bewitched', 'big', 'big-hearted', 'biodegradable', 'bite-sized', 'bitter', 'black', 'black-and-white', 'bland', 'blank', 'blaring', 'bleak', 'blind', 'blissful', 'blond', 'blue', 'blushing', 'bogus', 'boiling', 'bold', 'bony', 'boring', 'bossy', 'both', 'bouncy', 'bountiful', 'bowed', 'brave', 'breakable', 'brief', 'bright', 'brilliant', 'brisk', 'broken', 'bronze', 'brown', 'bruised', 'bubbly', 'bulky', 'bumpy', 'buoyant', 'burdensome', 'burly', 'bustling', 'busy', 'buttery', 'buzzing', 'calculating', 'calm', 'candid', 'canine', 'capital', 'carefree', 'careful', 'careless', 'caring', 'cautious', 'cavernous', 'celebrated', 'charming', 'cheap', 'cheerful', 'cheery', 'chief', 'chilly', 'chubby', 'circular', 'classic', 'clean', 'clear', 'clear-cut', 'clever', 'close', 'closed', 'cloudy', 'clueless', 'clumsy', 'cluttered', 'coarse', 'cold', 'colorful', 'colorless', 'colossal', 'comfortable', 'common', 'compassionate', 'competent', 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'ornate', 'ornery', 'ordinary', 'original', 'other', 'our', 'outlying', 'outgoing', 'outlandish', 'outrageous', 'outstanding', 'oval', 'overcooked', 'overdue', 'overjoyed', 'overlooked', 'palatable', 'pale', 'paltry', 'parallel', 'parched', 'partial', 'passionate', 'past', 'pastel', 'peaceful', 'peppery', 'perfect', 'perfumed', 'periodic', 'perky', 'personal', 'pertinent', 'pesky', 'pessimistic', 'petty', 'phony', 'physical', 'piercing', 'pink', 'pitiful', 'plain', 'plaintive', 'plastic', 'playful', 'pleasant', 'pleased', 'pleasing', 'plump', 'plush', 'polished', 'polite', 'political', 'pointed', 'pointless', 'poised', 'poor', 'popular', 'portly', 'posh', 'positive', 'possible', 'potable', 'powerful', 'powerless', 'practical', 'precious', 'present', 'prestigious', 'pretty', 'precious', 'previous', 'pricey', 'prickly', 'primary', 'prime', 'pristine', 'private', 'prize', 'probable', 'productive', 'profitable', 'profuse', 'proper', 'proud', 'prudent', 'punctual', 'pungent', 'puny', 'pure', 'purple', 'pushy', 'putrid', 'puzzled', 'puzzling', 'quaint', 'qualified', 'quarrelsome', 'quarterly', 'queasy', 'querulous', 'questionable', 'quick', 'quick-witted', 'quiet', 'quintessential', 'quirky', 'quixotic', 'quizzical', 'radiant', 'ragged', 'rapid', 'rare', 'rash', 'raw', 'recent', 'reckless', 'rectangular', 'ready', 'real', 'realistic', 'reasonable', 'red', 'reflecting', 'regal', 'regular', 'reliable', 'relieved', 'remarkable', 'remorseful', 'remote', 'repentant', 'required', 'respectful', 'responsible', 'repulsive', 'revolving', 'rewarding', 'rich', 'rigid', 'right', 'ringed', 'ripe', 'roasted', 'robust', 'rosy', 'rotating', 'rotten', 'rough', 'round', 'rowdy', 'royal', 'rubbery', 'rundown', 'ruddy', 'rude', 'runny', 'rural', 'rusty', 'sad', 'safe', 'salty', 'same', 'sandy', 'sane', 'sarcastic', 'sardonic', 'satisfied', 'scaly', 'scarce', 'scared', 'scary', 'scented', 'scholarly', 'scientific', 'scornful', 'scratchy', 'scrawny', 'second', 'secondary', 'second-hand', 'secret', 'self-assured', 'self-reliant', 'selfish', 'sentimental', 'separate', 'serene', 'serious', 'serpentine', 'several', 'severe', 'shabby', 'shadowy', 'shady', 'shallow', 'shameful', 'shameless', 'sharp', 'shimmering', 'shiny', 'shocked', 'shocking', 'shoddy', 'short', 'short-term', 'showy', 'shrill', 'shy', 'sick', 'silent', 'silky', 'silly', 'silver', 'similar', 'simple', 'simplistic', 'sinful', 'single', 'sizzling', 'skeletal', 'skinny', 'sleepy', 'slight', 'slim', 'slimy', 'slippery', 'slow', 'slushy', 'small', 'smart', 'smoggy', 'smooth', 'smug', 'snappy', 'snarling', 'sneaky', 'sniveling', 'snoopy', 'sociable', 'soft', 'soggy', 'solid', 'somber', 'some', 'spherical', 'sophisticated', 'sore', 'sorrowful', 'soulful', 'soupy', 'sour', 'Spanish', 'sparkling', 'sparse', 'specific', 'spectacular', 'speedy', 'spicy', 'spiffy', 'spirited', 'spiteful', 'splendid', 'spotless', 'spotted', 'spry', 'square', 'squeaky', 'squiggly', 'stable', 'staid', 'stained', 'stale', 'standard', 'starchy', 'stark', 'starry', 'steep', 'sticky', 'stiff', 'stimulating', 'stingy', 'stormy', 'straight', 'strange', 'steel', 'strict', 'strident', 'striking', 'striped', 'strong', 'studious', 'stunning', 'stupendous', 'stupid', 'sturdy', 'stylish', 'subdued', 'submissive', 'substantial', 'subtle', 'suburban', 'sudden', 'sugary', 'sunny', 'super', 'superb', 'superficial', 'superior', 'supportive', 'sure-footed', 'surprised', 'suspicious', 'svelte', 'sweaty', 'sweet', 'sweltering', 'swift', 'sympathetic', 'tall', 'talkative', 'tame', 'tan', 'tangible', 'tart', 'tasty', 'tattered', 'taut', 'tedious', 'teeming', 'tempting', 'tender', 'tense', 'tepid', 'terrible', 'terrific', 'testy', 'thankful', 'that', 'these', 'thick', 'thin', 'third', 'thirsty', 'this', 'thorough', 'thorny', 'those', 'thoughtful', 'threadbare', 'thrifty', 'thunderous', 'tidy', 'tight', 'timely', 'tinted', 'tiny', 'tired', 'torn', 'total', 'tough', 'traumatic', 'treasured', 'tremendous', 'tragic', 'trained', 'tremendous', 'triangular', 'tricky', 'trifling', 'trim', 'trivial', 'troubled', 'true', 'trusting', 'trustworthy', 'trusty', 'truthful', 'tubby', 'turbulent', 'twin', 'ugly', 'ultimate', 'unacceptable', 'unaware', 'uncomfortable', 'uncommon', 'unconscious', 'understated', 'unequaled', 'uneven', 'unfinished', 'unfit', 'unfolded', 'unfortunate', 'unhappy', 'unhealthy', 'uniform', 'unimportant', 'unique', 'united', 'unkempt', 'unknown', 'unlawful', 'unlined', 'unlucky', 'unnatural', 'unpleasant', 'unrealistic', 'unripe', 'unruly', 'unselfish', 'unsightly', 'unsteady', 'unsung', 'untidy', 'untimely', 'untried', 'untrue', 'unused', 'unusual', 'unwelcome', 'unwieldy', 'unwilling', 'unwitting', 'unwritten', 'upbeat', 'upright', 'upset', 'urban', 'usable', 'used', 'useful', 'useless', 'utilized', 'utter', 'vacant', 'vague', 'vain', 'valid', 'valuable', 'vapid', 'variable', 'vast', 'velvety', 'venerated', 'vengeful', 'verifiable', 'vibrant', 'vicious', 'victorious', 'vigilant', 'vigorous', 'villainous', 'violet', 'violent', 'virtual', 'virtuous', 'visible', 'vital', 'vivacious', 'vivid', 'voluminous', 'wan', 'warlike', 'warm', 'warmhearted', 'warped', 'wary', 'wasteful', 'watchful', 'waterlogged', 'watery', 'wavy', 'wealthy', 'weak', 'weary', 'webbed', 'wee', 'weekly', 'weepy', 'weighty', 'weird', 'welcome', 'well-documented', 'well-groomed', 'well-informed', 'well-lit', 'well-made', 'well-off', 'well-to-do', 'well-worn', 'wet', 'which', 'whimsical', 'whirlwind', 'whispered', 'white', 'whole', 'whopping', 'wicked', 'wide', 'wide-eyed', 'wiggly', 'wild', 'willing', 'wilted', 'winding', 'windy', 'winged', 'wiry', 'wise', 'witty', 'wobbly', 'woeful', 'wonderful', 'wooden', 'woozy', 'wordy', 'worldly', 'worn', 'worried', 'worrisome', 'worse', 'worst', 'worthless', 'worthwhile', 'worthy', 'wrathful', 'wretched', 'writhing', 'wrong', 'wry', 'yawning', 'yearly', 'yellow', 'yellowish', 'young', 'youthful', 'yummy', 'zany', 'zealous', 'zesty', 'zigzag']
postform = random.choice((
	'{adjective} {gender} who {verb}',
	'{adjective} {gender}',
	'{gender} who {verb}',
))
gender = random.choice(('lgf', 'lbf', 'lef'))
verb = random.choice(verbs)
if verb[-2:] == 'ed' and verb[-3] not in {'a', 'e', 'i', 'o', 'u'}:
	verb = verb[:-2]
if verb[-1] in {'a', 'i', 'o', 'u'}:
	verb = verb + 'es'
elif verb[-1] in {'s', 'x'} or verb[-2] in {'s', 'x'} or verb[-2:] == 'ch':
	verb = verb + 'es'
elif verb[-1] == 'y' and verb[-2] not in {'a', 'e', 'i', 'o', 'u'}:
	verb = verb[:-1] + 'ies'
else:
	verb = verb + 's'
adjective = random.choice(adjectives)
content = postform.format(adjective=adjective, gender=gender, verb=verb)
print(content)
mastodon.status_post(content, visibility='unlisted')